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We have a large age difference in the children in our family. I am the oldest, 22; I have an 18 year old sister; a 10 year old brother; and an 18 month old brother. Well 18 likes to run around the house jokingly calling us all butthead (even the 18 month old when he misbehaves). One day the 18 month old decided to hit the 18 year old in the face, so she responded with "No sir! Don't be a little butthead!" and he said "You're a butthead!" It is still so hilarious because he doesn't even talk much! Whoops!
My son Jeremy and I were at the local pool. He jumps in then splashes around. Then he walks up to a little boy around 5 and slaps him! I yell and pull him out. I asked him "Jeremy! Why did you do such a horrible thing!?!? He says "mommy I'm sorry,but,his face was so ugly.......I thought if I slapped him his face would turn pretty.
Daughter learned another way to call roosters is cocks... Having 2 roosters in the yard, this was disaster meant to happen... in no time, she is telling all her friends and house visitors... WE HAVE 2 COCKS, WE HAVE 2 COCKS!!!
Yesterday, I was working in the yard when my 6 year old boy was playing with his "imaginary friend". He invited his "friend" to his playground and talked about super heroes. All was normal and very cute until he said, "I am thirsty, are you?". Then he followed with "wanna a beer?"..... I wanted to laugh out loud but I didn't want him to know I was listening to him the whole time. All I can said in my mind was ... "well trained, boy, well trained".
One day when my son was 3 yrs old, his dad was out of town. When I was putting him to bed he asked "where is daddy?" I said "Daddy is is in Miami" My son looked kind of confused with the answer I gave him so I asked him back "So where is your daddy?" and the answer was "Daddy is in your army". He thought I said "daddy is in my army".
It was 1984...................... My son was 7 years old and the schools were going full force instructing them about possible children abductions and how to avoid it. It was a very scary time for them Our town had a Saturday where we took the kids for finger printing just to have it on file. One of the points of instruction they were hammering into the kid's heads was that no adult should ask a kid for directions and it was suggested for them to start yelling and run in the opposite direction into a neighbor's house/yard. One afternoon the kids were playing outside and lo & behold there comes my son, running and yelling, out of breath afraid and hugged me nervously. I asked him what happened. He told me: Mom, an adult asked me for directions! proudly he added.......... and the Domino Pizza sign on top of his car was not going to fool me! We still pick on him about that and he is now 31 years old.
One day I had one of my kindergartners come up to me and say, “Hey Ms. Minuto, are you from Tennessee?” I said, “Umm, no… why?” to which he replied with a big grin, “Because you’re the only ten I see!!!” I almost died laughing!!
so my sister and me we ate at a nice place. we play in the bathroom. toilet paper is fun but doesn't make good airplanes. it was everywhere my little sisters crawls underneath and plays there a while. toilet paper toilet paper. mom wonders where we are. she gets mad and drags us out. when we went in the bathroom there werent any people. but now we are being dragged out the front door there are lots of people waiting for seats. my sister and i are laughing laughing laughing and we cant stop. mom has 4 strings of toilet paper on her shoes and people are looking and one guy pointed and dragged his wife out of the wife of the crazy lady with toilet paper on her shoes dragging two little girls out the door who are laughing histericaly.